Friday, January 11, 2008

Special Announcement from Duck + Horse for America

Today, at this important moment in the primary season, Duck and Horse have a special message for America:

Horse is female.

(Though Duck is neuter.)

Please vote D + H for a strong, environmentally friendly and economically just America!

3 comments:

Tom said...

Does Horse feel any remorse for keeping this vital information secret for so long? And why release this information now? Is it because of D+ H's poor showing in the New Hampshire primary?

As a follow up, do horses or ducks cry?

Could-be-a-model said...

Tom, as I learned in my Intro to Women's Studies course when we watched The Brandon Teena Story, it's just not important.

your small american said...

I repeat: Duck is neuter.