Dishonesty update

This probably strikes beloved reader as obnoxious, but I don't have any lies to report from days three through six. I remember that I thought I told one on Sat. night while a little drunk at a Halloween party. But I can't remember what it was.

I did undertake dastardly doings over the weekend, rest assured. I picked my nose, wallowed in self-pity, and harangued CC, among other things.