Student:
"Sorry that I did not print my paper out before class started this morning. My roommate got in a bad car accident last night."
Note: This same roommate's bout of swine flu earlier in the semester showed that the functioning of printers is also adversely affected by their proximity to swine flu.
3 comments:
maybe he's anthropomorphizing the printer so that his roommate is his printer.
his printer was in the car accident!
I have a feeling this roommate's semester is going to get worse before it gets better. Next time he doesn't finish a paper on time his roommate will be hit by a meteor or something.
I imagine that for all of his classes, he has an ill/accident prone/somehow unstable relative/close friend/automobile/family pet. He then rotates them on a semester basis. You got his roommate this term, but if you have him in another class later on, you'll get the immune compromised family dog.
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