There are countless episodes in history that prove this. A classic example is ancient Pompeii. Many skeletons found there, it’s well known to researchers, are in the act of having sex. In one house: lesbian skeletons. One has its hand on the other’s pubic region.
--Franz Scott (partial paraphrase), Das Lesbische Weib, 1933
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How do you know they were doing anything? Maybe that's how they said "hello" in Pompeii. Or, "Watch out the Volcano's going to erupt and kill us all".
Everyone knows that the universal signal for "A volcano is erupting--run for your life!" is the time-tested pubic region touch.
Hmmm, this explains many embarrassing incidents from my life in which I thought girls were hitting on me in an incredibly bold fashion. Until now I'd never connected these crotch-grabs with the disastrous eruptions that usually destroyed the area shortly thereafter.
No, KS, that's called premature ejaculation, not disastrous eruptions.
Yeah, I'm with Tom on the doubting. I mean, these ladies were running from the volcano (or, at least that's what the Doctor Who episode has led me to believe what happened). Maybe they just fell that way. And I think that if the ladies were really interesting in getting in some good sex before their world came to an end, they'd have gone with oral. Find me two lady skeletons with one's head in the other's crotch.
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