You know, I am not a ornithologist, but I am damn sure that's not the sound that loons make. In fact, that's the sound that tormented spirits make when unwary teens wander into the rundown old mansion that to which their earthly souls have been eternally bound.
Maybe the loons would speak if you'd stop making coyote noises at them. I mean I don't even know if they have coyote in Canada, eh. But if they do I'm sure loons are afraid of them. Also, you two look totally lesbionic in your canoe with provisions and such. Way to represent!
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You know, I am not a ornithologist, but I am damn sure that's not the sound that loons make. In fact, that's the sound that tormented spirits make when unwary teens wander into the rundown old mansion that to which their earthly souls have been eternally bound.
Maybe the loons would speak if you'd stop making coyote noises at them. I mean I don't even know if they have coyote in Canada, eh. But if they do I'm sure loons are afraid of them. Also, you two look totally lesbionic in your canoe with provisions and such. Way to represent!
Maybe they would have responded to a patriotic rendition of the Canadian national anthem.
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