Friday, November 10, 2006

This ideal community that I call home

Some problems with this whole communal living house include:

When in a fight with all of the roommates, dinner in the communal kitchen becomes tricky.

When feuding with all other roommates and you do not feel like doing your cleaning job, will they be even angrier?

When they all go away for the weekend together and you do not due to said fight, you finally have the house to yourself. But they took all the food.

And some common solutions!

Eat dinner at 10 pm. Instead of pasta, delicious cereal.

Maybe no one remembers which cleaning job is yours!

Don't worry; within a few hours, ex-girlfriend of one of the roommates will show up with a box of food to move in for the weekend. Unlike communal living house (central heating) her apartment has a coal furnace.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Central heating is a pretty nice deal. Where does this ex-girlfriend live, next to the railroad tracks? Actually, come to think of it, isn't there like a deviant community that lives down by the railroad tracks in Germany? They're all squatting in a shanty-town and every once in a while the cops come and try to chase them out? Or am I making that up?

Anyways, if it doesn't exist it should.

Anonymous said...

Communism. Hmmm...looks like we spent all of those years fighting it for a reason. Did they take the shampoo too? I'd hate for you to go through what you went through when you got there.