@#%#$%^ University
Faculty of Arts and Sciences
Department of !@##$%$
!@@## Street, New York, NY
April 23, 2008
Dear Don,
After careful consideration of the many qualified rejection letters received, I regret to inform you that the committee has decided that it cannot accept your rejection letter at this time.
I realize that this will be disappointing news for you, but that you understand that this decision in no way reflects on the quality of your rejection, and that not all rejection letters meet the needs and parameters of the Program in question. On behalf of the committee, I would like to thank you for giving us an opportunity to learn about your rejection and to consider it.
Yours Sincerely,
Your Small American, BPhD*
*(Begrudging Doctorate in Philosophy)
4 comments:
Go Muskrat! Go!
Happy bday, CC!
Funny stuff! I frame all of my rejection letters because I really believe they are not form letters. I can tell because of the way they make me feel so valued and appreciated.
I know that they really did reject me because they got so many other applications. The year they get very few applications, that will be my year to be paid to mentor women and girls.
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