I was really sad to roll out of bed this morning, after the exciting missle tests yesterday, only to find out that some world leaders have called our missle program "dangerous" and "reckless." We will not disarm, because our missles are for defense in the first place, and it would not have made any sense to go to the trouble of testing them in the first place if we were going to disarm. (The U.S. should disarm first, then we will disarm. The U.S. has nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons!)
But if we were going to disarm, we would have a list of demands that are now on The Tomog and that include one hundred million dollars, Food Aid, Dissertation Aid, and Cooking Aid. Please refer to the Tomog.
Do not try to capture us. We have at least two missles. Refer to pictures.
Also, I feel like just because CC also does not support our missle program and our P.O. box, though that is sad, we certainly are not going to disarm because of that. I will just stop telling her about it.
2 comments:
Yeah! We're totally not going to disarm! No disarming!
We totally have at least two missiles! Did you hear me? At least two! We may have more, so don't think you can just get our two missiles and then we'll be disarmed. That's not necessarily the case.
Yes, don't try to get the missles. We will not disarm. But if you want us to, send the Food Aid.
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