That's no giant carpet, that's a man baby.

We've secretly replaced these historic buildings with giant carpets painted to look just like these historic buildings.


Will the tourists notice the difference? Let's watch!

I'm in Munich, capital of Bavaria! I like it here and will stay for at least two more days! Despite the replacement of historic buildings.

Well, you know, in this crazy city, whose to say what's a historic building and what's a giant carpet? The joint was bombed to bits in 1944.* Every historic building you see is a replacement of a historic building.

*Uh, I noticed after I posted that this is in the passive voice. Curious, eh? And just who bombed it to bits? Who's getting in free to national parks?