Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The Hof

Hofs are courtyards. This is the one in the building I am subletting in. This Hof is maybe the nicest I've ever been in. Some of the women who live in the building tend the gardens. The daisys seem to be growing in the lawn on their own, though.

Hofs are good places to lock your bike up and also to sit and read, when it is not raining.

The apartment building is a lesbian social outreach project. I'm still working out exactly what that means. The building is all women, and there's a women-only cafe and a women's travel agency on the street side. The other night, they were having a women-only ballroom dancing class in a big room that looks over the Hof. A couple of apartments are set aside for teenaged girls who are having troubles at home and come to live here under supervision. Some of them live right below me and blast cheesy American rock into the Hof. I can have men come to visit, but if they stay for more than a few nights I am supposed to write a note on the blackboard by the front door explaining to my neighbors who the guy they may pass in the stairwell is. A yellow cat also hangs out in the Hof and at night makes a disturbing cat-noise that I guess means he is looking for a love relationship with another cat. The noise sounds eerily like a child mewling. One of my neighbors chased the cat out of the Hof the other day because, she told me, he doesn't belong to anyone in the building.

6 comments:

Tom said...

How do we know it's not a lesbian cat! And it's crying out because it's being oppressed by the mainstream cat society!

Oh, the humanity... no wait... oh the catmanity!

Cat Manatee?

Cool!

your small american said...

Ha! You know, it could be a butch dyke cat. And it's being oppressed by human lesbians, in that case. Totally unjust. I will try to talk to the cat about this. My German for cats is much better than my German for people.

Could-be-a-model said...

Can you sing "Cats and People Should be Friends" in German though? As clearly that is the surefire way to any feline's heart.

Tom said...

We all know how well it works on Lucy!

your small american said...

"Katzen und Menschen sollen Freunden sein...Kaaaaaatzen und Menschen sollen Freunden sein."

Anonymous said...

I think you should show the cat the videos of you singing "Cats and People Should Be Friends" to Lucy that you have on your phone. This will win its trust and be a good start towards teaching it English.